Feeling Grouchy?
Today was National Grouch Day! According to Sesame Street Magazine, of course. Ariel and I were quite excited to have an excuse to behave very very badly. We would like to offer you some helpful tips to accentuate the grouch within you:
1. Sleep deprivation! (We recommend less than 3 hours. I got 2.)
2. Excessive caffeine! (This doesn't actually make you grouchy. It makes you talk 12x faster than average, think 12x faster than average, and pee 12x more often than average.)
3. Self-inflicted injury! (I dropped a full carton of milk on my toes.)
4. The Grouch Anthem!
Best wishes for a celebratory weekend! In the words of Oscar the Grouch, "Sit back, relax, and have a rotten time!"
~ Princess Aurora
P.S. Princess Ariel would like to add that she has some tips on how to be super grouchy as well: I would say my favorite method of the day was road rage. Bonus points for honking your horn as many times as possible. I unnecessarily honked at three people today. Also, I would just like to mention, I answered an extra credit question I didn't know on a quiz today with the response "Oscar the Grouch." :D
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